Sandwiches

The RK fandom is like a sandwich.
A big, juicy, thick Italian sandwich.
With the Ham, Cheese, Oregano, Lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey mustard,
All stacked on top of two thick slabs of white bread.







Sounds delicious, doesn't it?
And then you start to eat it.
You start at the corner and it works fine.
And you work your way across, down, up, all the way around.
And as you're biting hard,
The sandwich starts to lose its figure.
It starts to tear down,
The lettuce falls out,
The tomato falls out,
The ham slides over,
And it's just a MESS!
And the mayo and the honey mustard gets into your fingers,
Face, clothes, even!
MESSY!
And then you get frustrated with the sandwich and wonder where you went wrong!




But then, you clean yourself up,
Clean the remaining sandwich parts up,
Grab some more bread from the supply closet,
And start a new, cleaner sandwich.
And then, you're happy that you finally finished, full and sleepy.



That is how the RK fandom is right now, with the tabloid BS.
It started off smoothly, looking all nice and clean-cut.
It was so innocent and beautiful.
Then you take a bite into Hollywood Life, and that's when you crack.
Then you take another bite into UsWeekly.
Then National Inquirer.
Wendy Williams.
Joan Rivers/Fashion Police.
Life & Style.
And then the RK fandom starts to break down and fall apart.
And you're wondering:
Omg is this what RKs fans are standing for?

And you wonder why other fandoms (really Harry Potter) call us crazy!

Come on now, people.

We need to just....

STOP!

Fighting amongst ourselves over our broken sandwich isn't going to solve anything.







It's not going to change the facts.
Yes, RK are together.
No, He Who Must Not Be Named did not go in that car with K. That was a VALET!
No, Rob and Kristen don't care what haters, nonstens, tabloids, what anyone says about their relationship.
Because its their relationship.
Not yours, mine, or some contract's.
they don't care, so why should you? They know what goes on behind their backs.
They're not stupid. They just don't see the point of having to sue every single tabloid that makes up stories about them.

Suing will only cause Rob and Kristen more grief, not the tabloids.

And if you keep "claiming" to hate tabs, why do you keep clicking on them?
Just to catch more BS?
Why?
It's not going to do anything.
It's only causing YOU more headache.
Reporting tabs to Ruth, Kristen's publicist, isn't going to help either.
Ruth has other shit to worry about than what stupid grown women/men say about her client.
She is not Kristen's mother,
Kristen is a big girl, she can take care of herself.
Rob makes sure of that ;)

Just focus on the movies, the promo, the joy that this fandom surely has!

Just focus on that smaller sandwich, and you'll never go wrong.

Last note: Here's Paramore performing a cover of The Cure's "In Between Days". So beautiful! :)

 

Peace and blessings! Xo


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